Do you have a voucher? Maybe check the specials.
Discount on returned merchandise.
Two for the price of one.
Sorry Ralph…no. She needs another wine & to continue the search.
Ralph is in tune with the environment, the vibe.
It’s a challenge, you can fix him! Start w/factory updates and work from there!
He just needs a new battery!
Extra baggage not needed at this time!
Find your very own Steve Carell.
Attention women. Don’t buy a Jeep and think you can convert it into a Cadillac. He’ll only end up miserable. What you see is what you get. Take it as is or move on.
Is that back stabbing Ted from the Dilbert strip? That liar is bad news.
Where’s the button to have him contact you when he has an emotional epiphany? There it is. It’s labeled “Don’t hold your breath.” :)
Ask me sometime about the client who wound up with his friend’s Russian mail order bride. Hilarity (and lawsuits) ensued.
Can she get a discount on damaged goods?
Mail order brides worked just fine on all those westerns when I was a boy.
Emotionally detached.
Is there a money-back guarantee? or at least a trial period…
Day by Dave
Dave Whamond
April 10, 2015
May 31, 2017
Superfrog over 3 years ago
Do you have a voucher? Maybe check the specials.
Zykoic over 3 years ago
Discount on returned merchandise.
Imagine over 3 years ago
Two for the price of one.
Aussie Down Under over 3 years ago
Sorry Ralph…no. She needs another wine & to continue the search.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
Ralph is in tune with the environment, the vibe.
whahoppened over 3 years ago
It’s a challenge, you can fix him! Start w/factory updates and work from there!
Kind&Kinder over 3 years ago
He just needs a new battery!
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Extra baggage not needed at this time!
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 3 years ago
Find your very own Steve Carell.
joeatwork212 over 3 years ago
Attention women. Don’t buy a Jeep and think you can convert it into a Cadillac. He’ll only end up miserable. What you see is what you get. Take it as is or move on.
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
Is that back stabbing Ted from the Dilbert strip? That liar is bad news.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Where’s the button to have him contact you when he has an emotional epiphany? There it is. It’s labeled “Don’t hold your breath.” :)
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
Ask me sometime about the client who wound up with his friend’s Russian mail order bride. Hilarity (and lawsuits) ensued.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 3 years ago
Can she get a discount on damaged goods?
zeexenon over 3 years ago
Mail order brides worked just fine on all those westerns when I was a boy.
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
Emotionally detached.
Rose Madder Premium Member over 3 years ago
Is there a money-back guarantee? or at least a trial period…