Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 14, 2021

Well, I guess that’s better than shaving Ryan’s private.

if he talked the cat’d be out of the bag…

C’mon. We all know he’s the king.

Oh, just go ahead and tell him you had another barber over for dinner!

I could tell you I am independently wealthy, but I’d be a lion.

Sharing a private line.

I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you.

Ain’t it the truth, ain’t it the truth!

I suppose the Easter bunny will be getting a hare cut.

He’s too embarrassed to talk about it, he’s a Detroit Lion.

Obviously he’s the king of puns. I’m humbled.

Groan………….

I could tell you but then I’d have to eat you.

Your not done yet barber, remember the mane!

He’s the mane man in this organization.