Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 03, 2021

Tequila

All right, Dave, if you’re going to make fun of bird names, that’s fine. Just stay away from tits and boobies!

Please call the Suicide Prevention Hotline, friend. It’s a sin to kill a mockingbird!

“Just kill me now.”

Do his friends parrot him?

Hmmmm! There’s always the humming- bird to up-lift your spirits….

He needs that cytology parrot from a couple weeks ago.

He’s doing insults but no mocking.

7th grade science text—page 7–pic caption—blue footed booby. Page 11 had a tufted titmouse. Order was restored several days later.

“Hush, little baby, don’t say a word, Mama’s gonna buy you a mockingbird…. and if that Mocking bird don’t mock … Moma’s gonna buy you a dirty sock (?) …”