Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 01, 2021

When you can’t go out for birthday parties or New Year’s Eve celebrations, this is what you’re reduced to.

They’ll probably do it again tonight, Groundhog Day Eve.

Yes, Wally, they’re crazy.

Wait, you mean any food made it to an expiration date in the Drabble household.

I know the vacuum’s going to be happy with all that confetti to clean up!

You can still eat it, food doesn’t expire on a specific date

Most food can be eaten several days to weeks after the sell by date, in some cases much more time

https://www.stilltasty.com/

I always wondered how Himalayan salt, formed more than 500 million years ago, could have an expiration date.

RAlph is thinking this pandemic can’t be over soon enough if his boys are doing this.

Off with the expiration date!

Where’s the egg salad house flag?

I thought they’d be celebrating the spinach casserole’s demise.

More fun to hide in the backyard somewhere for a few months then open it up. I tried to blackmail my folks into sending me to the movie threater and pizza afterwards. threatening to open a two year old container of something in the garage fridge. That did not end well. The neighbor asked my dad why would we have all the windows wide open when it was below freezing.

The vast majority of expiration dates are so manufacture can sell more stuff.

You don’t throw it out! There’s a perfectly good dachshund sitting right next to you!