Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 03, 2021

We in the Phoenix Arizona metro area practically have to rely on video fireplaces during the winter because it doesn’t get all that cold where we live.;-D

Because it’s easier!

What a ditz.

Dumb anyway, several channels show fire videos for Xmas eve.

As Homer Simpson would say – “D’OH!!”

My late mom had an electric fireplace, complete with remote.

In the immortal words of Foghorn Leghorn: “I say…I say: That boy’s about as sharp as a BOWLING BALL!!!”

Well…that’s 2 1/2 hours of his life that he’ll never get back…

That really didn’t occur to you until he pointed it out?

The sad answer is “lots of people.”

Of course he’s also recording in portrait orientation too.

My wife and I both hate wood fires; so having a gas fire place in our ‘new’ house has been nice. The dogs love the warm spot.

I’m impressed that his phone can record for 2.5 straight hours without draining battery.

Norman will have the last laugh when wood-burning fireplaces are banned by the Green New Deal (“Do you have any idea how much carbon is released by burning wood – not to mention how many trees have to be cut down?”)

SCAQMD, THAT’s why!

Strange!

A 20 watt bulb in a package of 100 watt bulbs.

Now you have instant replay.

What a whiner! “Well, you didn’t try and stop me!”

“Thanks for talking over the video! That’s 2½ wasted hours!”

Besides, he needs to turn his phone 90 degrees.

Ah, Norman. You’re so pretty.

He should have voiced his concerns the day you were born.

I watch it on Netflix

I wish I was smart like him..

Why no just turn on the “Yule Log” channel?