Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 06, 2021

Well, we know what Ralph’s true religion is.

So Ralph is having trouble falling asleep. This should work.

Someone just got busted!

Wally said, anything on the food channel?

Cheater. God IS watching you though….

He is watching the “The Church of the Holy Fairways”

My town was so tough we went to the “Church of the Broken Windows”

Multi-tasking!

And he decides to watch GOLF????

Ralph’s watching golf was a fore-gone conclusion.

Poor Ralph! He feels the need to worship but worships the created (nature, or golf, or entertainment maybe) instead of the Creator!

He prays to St. Niblick.

Ralph’s religion theory has several holes in it.

Works for me.

multitasking

Their dog, Wally, is bored.

Any church that followed those stupid, useless mandates isn’t worth paying attention to.