Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for January 24, 2021

It’s a “tossup” between Oolong & Earl Grey.

Heathcliff has talent. Can juggle with paw.

My cat carved out a corner for himself. With his claws. The living room’s ruined.

I didn’t know cats liked to juggle. We’re equally dumbfounded.

I didn’t know Grandma’s one-and-only friend owned a blazer that wasn’t lavender.

Now that Kit has commandeered Kitty Korner, he has vowed that the “My cat plays with the venetian blinds cord”-type submissions will no longer be accepted. So, unless your cat drives a car, or figures out your income tax, we don’t want to hear from you!

A cat who juggles mouseys? Now I’ve seen everything.

My cat carves bears out of old logs with a chainsaw.

or juggles mice with one paw even…

THAT’S DISGUSTING!!! Heathcliff didn’t excuse himself for burping.

Ironically, that type of punchline is characteristic of what is known as a “shaggy dog” story.