Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 26, 2021

What do you want? Tolls from the crypt?

It’s probably solid silver, take it.

he wouldn’t be caught dead taking it…

I don’t trust any crypto at all!

There’s that yellow mouth with the really bad teeth again!!

Dan mined deep to coin this bit.

I only eat real fruit… no crypto-currants, see?

(Groan! There, saved you the trouble.)

I don’t know who this guy is, but he has Michael Jackson’s nose.

You might want to make an exception for this guy.

The exquisite corpse…. is that Joe Dough nutcase instead of Jane Doe trying to represent counter stupidity?

Addendum NA: Never apologize for doing what is correct according to your anti-crypto belief system, nor should an apology be uttered for doing what you intentionally chose to do.

I won’t accept crypto-currency either!!!

Do you accept dead presidents?

If it’s a bit coin – take it!

That would not be a physical currency – more of a metaphysical currency.

“Buts it’s to die for! HAHAHA!”