Did he leave her much of anything on her plate? The tip should be based on the quantity removed. If he took most of it, leave just a couple of pennies. It shows you didn’t forget his tip at all. Maybe he’ll realize his error that way.
A guy leaves a waitress two pennies as a tip. The next time he was in the restaurant, she tells him she can tell a lot about a person from the tips they leave.
“For example, your $0.02 tip indicated you’re very frugal. And the way they were stacked up indicates that you’re a very neat and tidy person. The first penny also told me you’re a bachelor.”
The customer replied “Yes, you’re exactly right.”
The waitress then continued with “And the second penny told me your father was also a bachelor.”
rekam Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Did he leave her much of anything on her plate? The tip should be based on the quantity removed. If he took most of it, leave just a couple of pennies. It shows you didn’t forget his tip at all. Maybe he’ll realize his error that way.
stillfickled Premium Member almost 4 years ago
What tip?
jagedlo almost 4 years ago
Wait…Gaylord’s going to crack open his wallet and leave a tip?
chris_o42 almost 4 years ago
My tip is “Keep you fingers out of my food”!
david_42 almost 4 years ago
I know, we’ll raise the minimum wage to $15/hr and eliminate tipping!
danketaz Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I think he nabbed the potato with a bug on it.
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
A “family-style” restaurant!
ChessPirate almost 4 years ago
Remember, Gaylord, one of the rules to live by is “Never tick off the people who handle your food”… ☺
prabbit237 almost 4 years ago
A guy leaves a waitress two pennies as a tip. The next time he was in the restaurant, she tells him she can tell a lot about a person from the tips they leave.
“For example, your $0.02 tip indicated you’re very frugal. And the way they were stacked up indicates that you’re a very neat and tidy person. The first penny also told me you’re a bachelor.”
The customer replied “Yes, you’re exactly right.”
The waitress then continued with “And the second penny told me your father was also a bachelor.”
paranormal almost 4 years ago
I’m surprised Broomie didn’t bite him! Never take food away from a ‘dog’ when she’s eating.
carlzr almost 4 years ago
Whats that waiter doing in my soup?
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
Very unprofessional. He must an agency sub for Broomie’s regular waiter at that elegant restaurant with the big oval window….