Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for February 06, 2021

Did he leave her much of anything on her plate? The tip should be based on the quantity removed. If he took most of it, leave just a couple of pennies. It shows you didn’t forget his tip at all. Maybe he’ll realize his error that way.

What tip?

Wait…Gaylord’s going to crack open his wallet and leave a tip?

My tip is “Keep you fingers out of my food”!

I know, we’ll raise the minimum wage to $15/hr and eliminate tipping!

I think he nabbed the potato with a bug on it.

A “family-style” restaurant!

Remember, Gaylord, one of the rules to live by is “Never tick off the people who handle your food”… ☺

A guy leaves a waitress two pennies as a tip. The next time he was in the restaurant, she tells him she can tell a lot about a person from the tips they leave.

“For example, your $0.02 tip indicated you’re very frugal. And the way they were stacked up indicates that you’re a very neat and tidy person. The first penny also told me you’re a bachelor.”

The customer replied “Yes, you’re exactly right.”

The waitress then continued with “And the second penny told me your father was also a bachelor.”

I’m surprised Broomie didn’t bite him! Never take food away from a ‘dog’ when she’s eating.

Whats that waiter doing in my soup?

Very unprofessional. He must an agency sub for Broomie’s regular waiter at that elegant restaurant with the big oval window….