Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 01, 2021

He’s heard plenty of “sob” stories.

Nothing serious. Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning.

But don’t worry! That can be concealed with make-up.

Crying on the inside isn’t good but wailing on the inside sounds dangerous.

“Tears of a clown.” Now that song is in my head.

We have a miracle pill to help you, but one of its side effects is that it makes your feet smaller.

No kidding.

Crying on the inside.

Laughing on the outside, crying on the inside…..

When he overcharges you put your big foot down.

There is something funny about that x-ray…

At least it’s not a broken funny bone

Is that what a ‘Tingler’ looks like?

I jest can’t believe it.

“Laugh, clown, laugh… even though your heart is breaking!”

But why are those types of clown x-rays always taken on black velvet?