Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 09, 2021

On one hole I was playing, I hit 4 woods. Driver, eucalyptus, pine and oak.

Or the occasional thunk as it beans another human. ;^)

Carom. Good word. I’ll try to work it into conversation today. Except there’s no one around to talk to.

Yes, ever since the pandemic began, I’ve had to do my spanking elsewhere.

I hooked a chip shot into the woods surrounding a green. Miraculously the ball bounced back onto the green!! The really weird thing is I could hear it hit more than ONE TREE!!

… and then that satisfying Ker-splash as it finally landed in the water trap.

He seems to have some repressed desires…

I too enjoy a round of pinball.

Don’t play with a guy who says, “Spanking the ball”; unless he’s saying it to make fun of people who say, “Spanking the ball.”

And he shot 72. On the first hole.

“Smack” and “spanking” make me think of Jennifer Lawrence’s keister. But then everything does.

Is the guy on the right drinking orange juice by any chance?

He named his ball “George.”

And into the sand trap