Monty by Jim Meddick for February 09, 2021

The birds have to eat, too.

What do you think they were doing? It always more effective to shoo stuff with .38’s, .45’s or just a trusty 12 gauge. “Do you feel lucky punk?”

Hey, they’ll get some range time in. It’s a win-win.

but this is more fun.

Don’t worry, they can’t see a thing wearing those dark glasses at night.

Nah, Jarvis. That’s fine too.

Now the only way the turtles know if they returned to the right location to nest is if they hear gun shots?

And let them starve to death?

I have been pooed on by an albatross. Fire at will, men.

The odds of hitting a flying bird with a handgun are fairly slim. So it’ll probably end up as “shooing”. Although I have a friend who I’ve seen do it. I haven’t wasted ammunition trying.

Mother Nature is cruel, she never listened to Elvis…

at least the birds aren’t an endangered species…

Hey, Jarvis! You get what Sedgie pays for—a couple of Guys in Black, who shoot first and ask questions later if ever….

A turtle made it to the water…