Close to Home by John McPherson for February 13, 2021

Now he’s trying to stick it to the customer…

At least he is giving selling the car a shot!

I wouldn’t get too close to the front end of that vehicle.

I wonder how many birds he’s skewered with that needle? Shish-kabob.

Turn the needle around and I bet he gets rid of tail-gaters!

I have a VW diesel van that was leased to a highway maintenance company, 6 years old, 400000 km, regularly serviced, runs perfectly.

I used to be a pharmaceutical sales rep and I had a company car. It didn’t have a giant syringe on top.

Turbo-boost?

How would you like to look in your rear view mirror and see that coming up on you?

Quarter mile fast with the hole shot.

Can you launch that at the guy in front of you?!

Fuel injected?

For insulint drivers.

Watch out for low flying birds though……

“SOLD! We’ll take it!”

“Honey, let’s go get our costumes ready for the Renaissance Festival… yep, we’re goin’ jousting!”

They always say “those are all freeway miles.”. As if they would know.

My niece, years ago, bought a used car with a bumper sticker that said “PORN STAR.”

Good for getting birds for dinner…

Now guys involved in the sales of recreational pharmaceuticals, usually drive fancy sports cars.

Diesel fuel injection?

I wonder how many birds old “Lancelot” there got with that thing.

Big dose of vaccine.

I suspect that’s gonna be a Narc magnet.

“The Road Goes On Forever”

Poor guy couldn’t drive anywhere without being swarmed by Covid vaccine seekers. No wonder he wants to sell.

This is a Stickup !!

You do NOT want to be in front of that car in a rear-end accident!

It’s a Surrey with the Syringe on Top…