The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 13, 2021

Be fair, Brutus, they thought it was the wreck room.

Santa is always watching.

It’s already February!

If you can’t dazzle them with your brainpower, baffle them with your kuhscheisse!!

;-P

And he’s vacationing in some tropical paradise.

Ah, the penultimate invisible, unpaid babysitter! :-)

How about “Cupid is watching”? Hey, there’s an idea for parents who want to use Santa, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, etc., to get their kids to behave – tell them Cupid brings heart-shaped boxes of chocolates and other candy to all the good children of the world on Valentine’s Day. I’m sure the candy makers and sellers would love the idea.

All your past presents have hidden spy cameras. It’s the 21st century kids.

The son is no push over….”it’s only February?”

He SEES you when your SLEEPING. He KNOWS when you’re AWAKE. He KNOWS if you’ve been BAD or GOOD. So be GOOD, for GOODNESS SAKE. BWA HA HA…….

Santa watches all year, his helpers watch when he’s on vacation.

Kids know Santa is an old man and has a bad memory. He may always see you but he can’t remember what you did for very long.

They should know Santa is a 24/7/365 operation. Don’t all the letters to Santa typically say, "I have been very good this year . . . "?

It’s good to start being good at the start of the year

314 Shopping Days!!

Wilberforce!!! Santa employs elves all YEAR. They don’t just make toys, either. And they employ their own spies……

Santa is always watching kids? He sounds like a pedo…