Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 11, 2021

Some people just can’t stand to see others having fun

Calling good evil and evil good sure is hard.

Not exactly winning his interest there Vicar. That wagging finger could push him further away from reason than the vices might…

@NumberThree Today’s strip IS funny our HERO Mr Andrew Capp can’t understand how the meddling Vicar considers their pastimes as bad, just like a bloke told a cleric that if he cut out wine and women , he won’t feel like singing :o) my avatar is a statement that so far, this is the oldest I’ve ever been , in my case I intend to get much older God willing , how was your day? our Thursdays are usually very busy but we should cope I hope gone shopping already this morning , but our Andy Capp was not there , we are both in a good mood so that’s fine innit? keep safe and good luck for your next life saving donation young Lady

Since God is the most superlative being, she/he would be the best at everything!

Therefore the best at boozing, brawling and gambling!!

Andy is merely trying to get closer to Gods unparalleled skills!The vicar should be ashamed at putting down Andy’s and Chalkie’s attempts to emulate God!

The vicar needs to get out more. Everyone knows that brawling comes AFTER boozing and gambling.

At least they’re not womanizing.

So, Andy’s not the only one…….

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-11th-february-2021-23468194

Well what do you expect from someone who reads constantly from letters written by St. Paul on being righteousness. Would you expect him to tell you the directions to the “Red Light District”?

To paraphrase Carlin the Great, “Religion is bovine feces.”

I want to know where these blokes buy the mirrors they use at home.

Because the Vicar knows you 2 so well Andy.

Andy should just put it in a more positive way: he’s going to share some whole grain goodness or even wassail in fellowship, have a bit of exercise, and do some scientific experiments in probability.

Like the guy who spent half his money on gambling, cheap women and booze- and wasted the rest.

Leave out the brawling, and much is fun.

Yeah. What’s that all about?…..

The Vicar never said that he disapproved. Maybe, he’s just jealous.

I’d rather be boozing, carousing, and brawling than molesting the choirboys!

What a party pooper.

The Vicar is a Profit, and his predictions are spot on.

Around the late 1800’s, British pubs had shooting galleries with live ammunition. It was to combat the poor marksmanship in the British Army. It didn’t last long when the church-goers shut it down. Not because of people getting shot, but because people were gambling on shooting scores. There are still a few pubs with live shooting galleries.

You have to be careful to do that in the right order – if you gamble before you drink, then you lose your drinking money. If you brawl before you drink you might spill your drink …

There is nothing bad about gambling.

If you win of course.

If you don’t then it’s pretty rubbish.

xxx

@Afficionado

I have a bit of a fear getting older. In fact, I have had a few dreams where all my teeth are loose and falling out. That does mean a fear of getting older because I researched it. Dreams always mean something.

It has been an absolutely lovely day today. I will provide some photos tomorrow if this comment gets 10 Likes by turnover. I didn’t go out. They were taken from my bedroom window.

Chop chop everyone! That’s a British way of saying “Hurry up” or “Come on. Get moving”

I am a bossy knickers.

Stay safe, stay well and stay happy, pal. It’s your favourite nosh tomorrow!

Without people like Andy the Vicar would have no job at all

The Vicar can be such a killjoy.

He wasn’t invited..