Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 13, 2021

before you know it, intoxicated Andy’ll have sung at every police offer’s house

Ooopps, one of those whippin’s that "never happened "

Okay, TEMP, I’ll bite, what’s a “police offer”?

Too bad you don’t have an agent. There are people making millions going on stage more intoxicated than you and not singing as well!

@Linguist Today’s strip Is Funny The Desk Sargent quickly changing his mind about our HERO Mr Andrew Capp’s discordant singing when he heard where Andy was singing is priceless :o) but I never heard the expression " to bang him up " not police brutality in old blighty surely? ,my avatar is a spoof of a pilot and co-pilot looking back to ogle the stewardesses and not avoiding a small private aircraft about to crash into them , come avete passato il vostro Sabato mio meno vechio amicho our Saturday should be busy but calm I hope , my wife and I have already done our bulk shopping without much arguing and now we can chill , because we are not expecting visitors and we both are in a good mood keep safe and catch you later pal ,on a different subject ,I never knew that the Galapagos Islands belonged to Ecuador, have you ever visited them ?

Serenading with a lullaby no doubt.

Andy waking up only two people? He’s losing whatever touch he had.

Predictable……

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-13th-february-2021-23468201

The British used to have a punishment in the 18th and 19th centuries prison systems. It was called a treadmill, where one stepped on steps to rotate a wheel to do something. I don’t think a drunk Andy would appreciate it at all. It has to better than “Bang Him Up” would be though.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penal_treadmill

Police abuse in the world of comics!!! The horror!!!

I sure hope “to bang up” merely means to slam the cell door shut once the prisoner is safely placed therein.

Sarge lives with his wife’s mom?

And when you’re done with the banging, put him in a cell.

He should say thank you to Andy as he will be a Hero to his wife when he tells her what he did later on. (who cares about the live in mother-in-law)……

Seems like Andy’s singing gets him in more trouble than his drinking. Then again I guess they do go together.

Actually, Andy is a part of Sarge’s overall plan to get rid of Mommy-in-law. MY WILD IRISH ROSE . . .

The true professionals only commit the crime of the century at the tail end of the century. Otherwise, it’s anti-climactic…………..

@Linguist

I notice Tom Brady is taking Andy Capp lessons……….

Sounds like it just got personal.

Yes, he has definitely disturbed the Sargent’s peace…