Agnes by Tony Cochran for February 10, 2021

As a matter of fact, that IS how she talks to all the boys.

Competition for Bob?

The young man needs to find himself. Is he the charming geeky nerdish type, or the rugged spiked mohawk type. The combination of the two is probably a big reason why he finds some days more dreadfully barbaric than others.

“Be still, My foolish ❤️!”

you have no idea how miserable my luck is… I was the only boy at an all girls school and I couldn’t even get a girl to talk to me.

Bob has competition in this year’s quest for Agnes’s fair hand (her hands are MUCH fairer than her feet).

I think he’s a mlddle-aged midget. That’s quite a beer belly he has. OR He’s carrying a bag, made of thr same fabric as his shirt.

I, on the other hand, am quite bright. My mother always called me sun.

You want sweet talk, your chances are better with Trout

He needs to be part of Agnes’ group of two. More entertainment and sadness

Agnes be advised your idea leaked to mass media, I saw Happy Jimbo’s greeting cards at the dollar store last evening…

I must remember to visit the Dollar Store………….OR NOT.

Whoa Bob. Fight for your woman dude!

Agnes can be one mean jerk. Here she is at her worst.