Cornered by Mike Baldwin for April 02, 2021

It occurred on “Ash” Wednesday.

Don’t just lie there in the urn, say something dear.

He’s always been a scatter brain.

Yeah, she poured him down the drain!!!

She needs to “find” a place where she won’t “accidentally” knock over his urn.

She just needs to keep a lid on it.

She’s gotta quit flicking cigarette ashes in his urn.

And now he’s giving her the silent treatment.

Did she sneeze when she opened the lid?

He finally made a complete ash of himself.

Harold is restless, he has to learn to stay in his urn.

Any more biggies like the last one and there will no more dust…period.

Something burned him up.

Art! that wasn’t herb tea, that was Herb! — sorry, couldn’t let an opportunity for a Night Court reference fly by

Such an ash-hole!

Well he urned it.

He never talks anymore…

My father insisted that he be cremated and his ashes scattered on his farm. My mother had him cremated but he will be buried beside her. Always has to have the last word.

Maybe he’ll urn her respect now

It’s time to let the dust settle.

If it turns ugly, she’ll probably kick his ash.

Did she vacuum him up like the rest of the Monty Python gang did to Grham?