Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 05, 2021

Goodwill want’s items that are reusable. Not items that are completely worthless.

At least the drink has a positive message on it. It probably says, “Don’t Worry,” on the other side and was made by Bobby McFerrin’s company.

Seems that there are far too many of them available in many places; usually for free and some owners will pay you to haul them away.

It looks like Harold has been imbibing in some good swill.

The problem is that you tried to donate him to GoodWill.

You need to try to donate him to GoodHarry.

Goodwill has a policy! No used items and or parts, broken and or cracked!

What’s goodwill hunting for?

Spider-Ralph? Or some good glue?

Have you tried the “Badwill” store? Or the “Goodintentions” store?

With her for a wife, I’m surprised there’s not a pile of empty’s all around him.

The Salvation Army will take him. They like projects like that. Just make sure he is white and hetero otherwise they will reject him.

Do not take him to Value Village either, it looks as if he does not possess any value.

Shoulda called the Salvation Army. They always have room on the truck…

All their goodwill was gone.

They’re prejudiced against left handers.

That’s not very goodwill.

Yeah, owning people went out a long time ago.

“And Goodwill, for men…?”