Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 27, 2021

Watch out for the poison darts if you do get it…

That should be in a museum.

Indiana Jones and the Last Arcade?

I suck at claw machines.

I took a photo last year, just after the onset of the pandemic, in the lobby of a restaurant, a crane machine with fuzzy critters inside visible through the glass. Posted it to Facebook with the caption “Some folks have the wrong idea of social isolating”

What will happen when he picks it up? Will there be an alarm? or a rolling stone? or spikes" or snakes? Will a young Belloq be there to take it from him if he successfully gets it out?

Junior….Sean Connery( RIP) called him that!

There needs to be a second claw so that he can attempt to place a substitute weight on the platform.

Excuse me, but why’s that ginormous ball behind you? And why does your girlfriend sound like Jessica Rabbit?

Would have been fitting if that machine had been located in the Nazi warehouse somewhere near the Ark …!

But the hat came years later.

What is that thing he’s trying to pick up?

Now say it in Greek, junior.

But the fun ended quickly when a giant boulder comes crashing out of the ceiling.