Monty by Jim Meddick for February 24, 2021

“My knee? Somewhere above the shoe. Best I can offer.”

“That information’s on a knee-to-know basis, Moondog.”

The knee, you dope, is that bendy part just before you get to the swivel thing and above the Ked’s.

He should ask his roommate for help. Since he shares the same anatomy, he may have some insight into the injury.

Moondog will have to shave the affected area before he tapes.

Has this guy got a license to tape?

I think he should find another bird to help, maybe have a duck tape?

The knee bone’s connected to the leg bone.

I cannot patella lie.

Just start at the top and wrap downwards until it feels better… ☺

Parrots do not have an external knee. The joint you see is the ankle.

It’s just below his wee-nee

Alright, let’s wrap this up.

Can a parakeet (which is what Pilsner is) have a hamstring? Maybe Pilsner just twisted his ankle on his jog….