Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 26, 2021

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    eolan59  over 3 years ago

    You definitely don’t want the dung beetle’s… order even by mistake

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    My soup is cold. Oh wait. It’s gazpacho.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  over 3 years ago

    Last time I was in a restaurant I got both – but ordered none of it. Well…that really was the LAST time I was in restaurant

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    Only one hair? Only one fly?

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    davanden  over 3 years ago

    Do you have to pay the Fusco Brothers royalties?

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    P51Strega  over 3 years ago

    What a lousy waiter, and nit-picky customers.

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    P51Strega  over 3 years ago

    Is the spider treating the louse to fatten him up for dessert?

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    jango  over 3 years ago

    …and they licked their plates all clean

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Everyone’s happy now! OY

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    cactusbob333  over 3 years ago

    Thanks for swapping the bowls, Ant Bee.

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    Nuke Road Warrior  over 3 years ago

    Waiter, there’s soup on my fly.

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    khcm1157  over 3 years ago

    It was the leech he could do.

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    The old punchline is “because it’s fly soup”.

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Why would the louse want one with hair in it? Don’t lice sometimes infest hair?

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Another winner! And everyone is happy.

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    spaced man spliff  over 3 years ago

    As the soup-eating pilot told the barbell-lifting co-pilot after dropping it: Flyer, there’s a weight in my soup.

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      over 3 years ago

    Now that’s more like it.

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