You definitely don’t want the dung beetle’s… order even by mistake
My soup is cold. Oh wait. It’s gazpacho.
Last time I was in a restaurant I got both – but ordered none of it. Well…that really was the LAST time I was in restaurant
Only one hair? Only one fly?
Do you have to pay the Fusco Brothers royalties?
What a lousy waiter, and nit-picky customers.
Is the spider treating the louse to fatten him up for dessert?
…and they licked their plates all clean
Everyone’s happy now! OY
Thanks for swapping the bowls, Ant Bee.
Waiter, there’s soup on my fly.
It was the leech he could do.
The old punchline is “because it’s fly soup”.
Why would the louse want one with hair in it? Don’t lice sometimes infest hair?
Another winner! And everyone is happy.
As the soup-eating pilot told the barbell-lifting co-pilot after dropping it: Flyer, there’s a weight in my soup.
Now that’s more like it.
September 06, 2014
eolan59 over 3 years ago
You definitely don’t want the dung beetle’s… order even by mistake
Gent over 3 years ago
My soup is cold. Oh wait. It’s gazpacho.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 3 years ago
Last time I was in a restaurant I got both – but ordered none of it. Well…that really was the LAST time I was in restaurant
Doug K over 3 years ago
Only one hair? Only one fly?
davanden over 3 years ago
Do you have to pay the Fusco Brothers royalties?
P51Strega over 3 years ago
What a lousy waiter, and nit-picky customers.
P51Strega over 3 years ago
Is the spider treating the louse to fatten him up for dessert?
jango over 3 years ago
…and they licked their plates all clean
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Everyone’s happy now! OY
cactusbob333 over 3 years ago
Thanks for swapping the bowls, Ant Bee.
Nuke Road Warrior over 3 years ago
Waiter, there’s soup on my fly.
khcm1157 over 3 years ago
It was the leech he could do.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
The old punchline is “because it’s fly soup”.
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Why would the louse want one with hair in it? Don’t lice sometimes infest hair?
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 3 years ago
Another winner! And everyone is happy.
spaced man spliff over 3 years ago
As the soup-eating pilot told the barbell-lifting co-pilot after dropping it: Flyer, there’s a weight in my soup.
over 3 years ago
Now that’s more like it.