Justin, a father walked up to his small son, “Son do you know who pushed the outhouse into the creek?” The boy thinks quickly and remembers George and the cherry tree. “Pa, I cannot tell a lie. It wer’ me what tipped the outhouse into the creek.” Upon hearing this the father pulled off his belt and tanned the boy. As the boy stood crying he said, “Pa, George Washington’s dad didn’t whip him for cuttin’ down the cherry tree.” Dad replied, “George Washington’s Pa weren’t sittin’ in the tree at the time.”…
Grumpy Old Guy almost 4 years ago
He has a valid point….
KenseidenXL almost 4 years ago
Why do people keep repeating this lie? This is fine example of the Zombie Lie.
ACK! Premium Member almost 4 years ago
One of my favorites. :-)
Mighty Phavahg almost 4 years ago
Classic joke.
BigDaveGlass almost 4 years ago
An oldie but a goody…
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
Sharp observation!
prrdh almost 4 years ago
Si vis pacis, para bellum.
Plods with ...™ almost 4 years ago
that would do it
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 4 years ago
And after chopping down the cherry tree, George still had an axe to grind…
NWdryad almost 4 years ago
LOL! Thor can relate.
Craig Westlake almost 4 years ago
Justin, a father walked up to his small son, “Son do you know who pushed the outhouse into the creek?” The boy thinks quickly and remembers George and the cherry tree. “Pa, I cannot tell a lie. It wer’ me what tipped the outhouse into the creek.” Upon hearing this the father pulled off his belt and tanned the boy. As the boy stood crying he said, “Pa, George Washington’s dad didn’t whip him for cuttin’ down the cherry tree.” Dad replied, “George Washington’s Pa weren’t sittin’ in the tree at the time.”…
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
Thor is wise!
NoLongerWandering almost 4 years ago
Thor’s answer is truer than the story!
bakana almost 4 years ago
That’s how Thor handles disagreements with his All-Father.