The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 26, 2021

As an a-side, I think you are great! You popularity will be en-grained in our industry…

for a big star he’s looking pretty seedy…

I am sure he will bowl them over!

Actors who convincingly play crazy people aren’t acting.

Coming up: Sir Pasta Stewart and Kasha Lee Gifford!

Must be the Food Network…

His films were a little difficult to view. Too grainy.

Verisimilitude trivia – Scott has included the Sony and Chrysler buildings in the background

The movie should have been called “The Gag Reflex”.

Is he talking to the bowl or the food?

The bowl is smiling.

Next comes the infamous visit to David Letterman’s show. Better get out the dark glasses and fake beard

The only thing more pretentious than eating “kwin-OH-a” is pretending it’s pronounced “keen-WAH”…………

Some actors find success playing against the grain.

I’d like to see Joaquin pull off playing Jo Quinoa.

Worst fake stage name ever.

And will he get his heart broken by A.I. in “Chickpea.”