Lio by Mark Tatulli for February 24, 2021

yeah, that’ll tell ’em

Hope it works.

Thank you, Mr. Tatulli.

Salt water and sand aren’t good for machinery.

Double mask now requested.

Don’t lower the flag for racist windbags.

I’m far from FL and don’t care. My state quarantines travelers from states that have high covid rates.

To the Governor’s mansion, robot!

You’re on the wrong coast, Lio. Sent your robot to California.

Florida is doing it all mostly right and haven’t killed the economy or people’s emotions. And, you want to screw them up? Shame on you.

He needs one more phrase on the screen:

OR ELSE!

Now have Lio’s robot save all the senior citizens in New York that Cuomo is trying to kill…

Not sure there’s any help for Florida, but thanks for trying.

eat your broccoli

Mask Karen Robot

Please!

Well, Florida Man won’t be swayed – then again, he might not be able to understand that… If he can read it.

Well, not sure our cities look like NY, but we had it coming. We’re not all nutbags, but we certainly play some on TV.

Florida has a larger population than New York, including more old people. And it has fewer deaths from Covid than New York. So why pick on Florida? Oh, right, it has a Republican governor, and New York has a Democrat governor. I knew there had to be a reason.

“Forget it, Lio: it’s Florida.”

Just in time for spring break?

In Florida? Not a chance…

Kinda karen

An approaching giant robot would at least inspire you to wash your pants…

Well, we don’t call DeSantis, DeathSantis for nothing!

Just in time for CPAC.