Close to Home by John McPherson for March 21, 2021

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    macky87  over 3 years ago

    DON’T DO IT! There’s a guy outside who’ll give you a stab wound for only $15!

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    Leojim  over 3 years ago

    Well, sure beats a swift kick to the…………, and that gets you nowhere except for rolling on the floor.

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    Leojim  over 3 years ago

    Wait, why is the guy with the bandaged arm and head still waiting in the waiting room. Houston, we have a problem.

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    TStyle78  over 3 years ago

    Sounds like a good deal to me.

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    ronaldspence  over 3 years ago

    No face masks or social distancing, what sort of pagan magic is this?

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    Qiset  over 3 years ago

    when you see an opportunity…

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    Ubintold  over 3 years ago

    You get better servi if you arrive in an ambulance.

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    Amra Leo  over 3 years ago

    No aliens were harmed in the making of this comic strip…

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    PO' DAWG  over 3 years ago

    May I see your insurance card please? Treat ’em and street "em. Had a friend that worked ER.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Well there you go. “If it bleeds, it leads.”

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    And if you’re wanting a snack I can give you a knuckle sandwich.

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    geese28  over 3 years ago

    Ah the new healthcare plan is in force I see….

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    the lost wizard  over 3 years ago

    I’m here because I have a contagious disease but, sure, let’s go for it.

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Meanwhile, back in the studio with Bleeb and The Director…

    BLEEEB!

    ʏᴇs sɪʀ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴋʟᴀxᴏɴ’ᴅ , sɪʀ!

    Yes… I did… but I… but… Klaxon? What the heck is a Klaxon?! Now I forgot what I wanted!

    ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ɪᴛ ʙᴇ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴛᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ sᴘᴀɴ ᴏғ ᴀ ɢɴᴀᴛ?!

    A Gnat, huh?! Well, you’re just a… weird… little … yellow… alien… bug-lookin’… thing!

    ᴏᴏᴏʜ, ᴏᴜᴄʜ! ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪ’ʟʟ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴀɴ ᴀᴍʙᴜʟᴀɴᴄᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙᴜʀɴ! ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴏɴᴇ, ɪ’ʟʟ ʙᴇ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ᴅʀᴇssɪɴɢ ʀᴏᴏᴍ!

    (ʜᴇʜ-ʜᴇʜ! ᴋʟᴀxᴏɴ! ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴏɴᴇ… ɪ ʙᴇᴛ ʜᴇ’s ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ɢᴏ ɢᴏᴏɢʟᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ!)

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    raybarb44  over 3 years ago

    If I were having a stroke or heart attack, I just might give him the $25…..

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    vacman  over 3 years ago

    Like the News…if it bleeds , it leads.

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    $25 won’t cover the bail

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    paranormal  over 3 years ago

    The Mafia is branching out…

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    Lightpainter  over 3 years ago

    When did a bloody nose become an emergency? You will just be out $25 and sitting there waiting.

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    kaycstamper  over 3 years ago

    It didn’t help me yesterday when I split my head open, gushing blood, and had to go in emergency! There three hours, no one even brought me ice for it!

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    kaycstamper  over 3 years ago

    It didn’t help me yesterday when I had to go in emergency as I split my head open, gushing blood! BTW, Healthnet won’t even pay for urgent care within our county! Switching health insurance April 1st!

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    ajakimber425  over 3 years ago

    Uh, the receptionist is watching

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    No thanks, I’m OK waiting.

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    christelisbetty  over 3 years ago

    I guess Bleep wanted nothing to do with this one.

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    The Tooninator creator over 3 years ago

    Sorry, Gang! Bleeb took a holiday today! (In truth, I spaced out about the little guy! How awful!) Thanks for looking for he and Dalcon and the new evil one, Argor!

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    PAR85  over 3 years ago

    It will take more than a bloody nose to get to the front of the line.

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    abraxas  over 3 years ago

    Your comix reminds me I’m breathing.

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