The Grizzwells by Bill Schorr for March 04, 2021

I remember reading about one who left the range and became a hoofer…

Twirl it?! Try pulling the trigger.

They had to hoof it.

..much less twirl a lariat..

but were they were good at milking it…?

I could actually hear that “here we go” in my head. ;-)

I’m going to hoof it out of here.

The only thing worse than having cow hands is cow hands with green horns…that sounds like a fungus infection.

’Tis a compassionate grizzly who can walk away rather than crush the little twerp!