“Now, we connect to the server console, hit ctrl-alt-sysreq to get to the BIOS screen, system clock configuration, minimum clock frequency to 32 kHz, enable deep power saving mode, save settings, activate.
“Ok, that’s done. The virtual-universe processing is running so slowly now that it will take him a thousand years to say ‘Hey, cut it out!’”
Ida No over 3 years ago
Sweetheart: “Yes, but I won’t stop you. First, can you help me get to my suitcase? I need to pull out my permanent markers.”
danketaz Premium Member over 3 years ago
Frankly, it’s the only time to do it.
crookedwolf Premium Member over 3 years ago
Gone to his “happy place”..!
DavidPlatt over 3 years ago
“Now, we connect to the server console, hit ctrl-alt-sysreq to get to the BIOS screen, system clock configuration, minimum clock frequency to 32 kHz, enable deep power saving mode, save settings, activate.
“Ok, that’s done. The virtual-universe processing is running so slowly now that it will take him a thousand years to say ‘Hey, cut it out!’”
NWdryad over 3 years ago
So exactly where does that wire plug into, anyway?
j_bondiett over 3 years ago
Unicorns have goat hooves?