Pluggers by Rick McKee for March 06, 2021

What’s worse is that Pluggers often lose track of things that they were carrying only minutes before. ;/

ever looked if it’s jammed in the cushion?

Not me. I bearly gots much furniture to look under em.

And it will always roll to the geographic center, under whatever it rolled under….

Old scuba divers never die, they just go under…

Or down the floor vent

What was it that I dropped, I forget…

and the damnedest thing, you never find it…….

Learned this trick from detective shows…use a flashlight…even if you don’t turn it on pretend it is…you’ll find stuff!

Drop a piece of bread with jelly or PB on it it ALWAYS lands up side down UGH

Under where?…Made me say it.

And is then promptly swallowed up by a black hole.

It’s amazing how far a peanut can bounce under the couch.

Set pills on counter top to remind me to take them. One will roll off under the stove always. Have to get flash light to find it.

While looking for it, you usually find something else that you lost 6 months ago. For some reason that item was not there the last time you looked.

Actually, it goes into another dimension

Too true. I can drop something 6 feet away from the couch and it will end up not only underneath it, but as far away from the edge as it can possibly get.

And if it matches the flooring, he’s in real trouble.

Whenever I drop a small pill, it just disappears. I often think I see where it went, but careful searching all around that area is futile.

Guys like me who build scale models have a name for the creature that lurks at floor level. It is called the “Carpet Monster”. As frustrating as it can be, looking for missing parts`gets us off our chairs for a bit. Sometimes the little gremlin will cough up its prey, sometimes not. If not, it makes us better modelers, because we have to scratch-build a replacement for the part that’s gone missing.