Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 22, 2021

Cheeky!

Why not? They charge for everything else.

“Looks? You’re going by looks? I think you better prove that!”

And that’s why you never see Kim Kardashian take the bus!

His glutes are brutes!

I hear a lot of wise cracks…

but the poor passenger is bummed out, and nobody seems to be behind him.

Are you guys split over this?

Well, not me… I think they’re being arses,

and I’ve got his backside..

We’ll never see the end, if we don’t get to the bottom of this!

Eventually Heine cracked. He got tired of being the butt of all these jokes.

Dan seems to use the good puns he dreams up in his “Rip Haywire” strip. The really bad ones, he uses here.

Look, there’s no reason to pick on the guy, just because he’s a hard@$$

Neither one of them look like lightweights.

Butt butt, I have two salami subs back there….

So he’s not gluten free?

Gonna have to spring for a softer seat…

Whatever the joke is, the conversation is weird.

What are you talking about, he has extra padding.

tough, but fair..

assinine

Rim shot

I get butt for bus, but what’s tough a pun of??