Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 16, 2021

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    dadthedawg Premium Member over 3 years ago

    How about a…..conjugal visit?

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    oldpine52  over 3 years ago

    Aren’t we all on death row? after all how many get out of this world alive?

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    Zykoic  over 3 years ago

    Would make him a four time loser.

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    she appears to prefer pros to cons…

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    Beaker  over 3 years ago

    Is she talking about a prisoner or a senior?

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    chris_o42  over 3 years ago

    Or some 68 year old guy who lives in his brother’s basement…

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    Prey  over 3 years ago

    There was this really nice guy on Alcatraz …..

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    Diat60  over 3 years ago

    How about an upgrade to Skid Row?

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    J Short  over 3 years ago

    Talk about safe sex.

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    buckman-j  over 3 years ago

    8 to 88 and not dead over 48 hours

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Or on his deathbed

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    andersjg Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Went on a blind date once. Wound up married to he for 46 years.

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    andersjg Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Autocomplete got me again, dropped the " r" off of “her.”

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    DCBakerEsq  over 3 years ago

    Marriage has really cut down on my dating choices.

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    Walter Parmantie Premium Member over 3 years ago
    Reminds me of dating in college.
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    Asharah  over 3 years ago

    The Menendez Brothers aren’t on death row, but they’re already married.

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    Chris Sherlock  over 3 years ago

    She’d settle for somebody doing life in prison.

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    JesseLouisMartinez  over 3 years ago

    Are you sure you didn’t got to America’s Most Wanted for a date?

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