Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 06, 2021

He takes things a bit too literally.

To the bench with that man who just can’t keep his hands off the opposing team.

@Linguist Today’s strip IS funny , our HERO Mr Andrew Capp hearing is oportunistic he translated putting more effort in the game into an excuse for a punch up :o) my avatar is again a photo of Britain’s richest comedian as Mr Bean grinning from ear to ear because he’s in a good mood like I am, come avete passato il vostro Sabato mio meno vecchio amico? our day should be calm I hope after yesterdays bedlam in our home garage with the contactor spent all day on the asbestos concrete rainwater and drainage pipes to be continued on Monday , otherwise we can relax , we have no errands to run and we both are in a good mood and even our 3 legged cat is snoring happily :o) keep safe and a bientot pal

Here comes the red flag – again!!

:-O

I feel sorry for Chalkie, there seems to be a white bum ready to defecate on him!

Half full or half empty….. it’s still got beer in it.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-6th-march-2021-23598532

Andy needs precise instructions…

Red Card , three game ban for Violent Conduct !

I always thought Andy would be better at ruggers. I believe many of the older strips have him playing that brand of football.

Instructions for Andy need to be carefully parsed.

So I guess the Washington mob misinterpreted Donald T’s speech.

One of the rare times Andy actually listened to his coach.

Have to pick your words a bit better, Coach.

Nice goin’, coach. That red card is on you.

And they say American football is a violent sport. (Though, to be honest, neither American football nor British football have anything on hockey.)

Andy seems to more suited to hockey.