Monty by Jim Meddick for March 13, 2021

Me, too. Sorry to say boring, but, just sayin’.

Traditionally Sunday will never be the same.

But… I was sure Sedgie liked that giant rodent…

That was a fun arc.

He actually said – “we’re so glad to see you. We’re so tired of eating Guinea pig”

As usual the kid is off the mark. The native wants to be rid of the great big problem.

There’s football-sized poops everywhere!

Looks like they are leaving. Jarvis has on his traveling clothes.

Sedgwick listened to Jarvis when Jarvis said a giant attraction would be a disaster. Good for him.

Is that a tear I see? Did you make the colossal guinea pig cry?

Sedgie is not as dumb as he looks.

The key to simultaneous translating in diplomatic circumstances is to be sure both sides hear what they want to hear, while sticking as closely to the truth as humanly possible. (Good luck with that.)

Cultural appropriation of people from New Guinea?

What the chief really said was “Lucky for you, you’re too small to cook.”

As we’ve seen from this story arc, and as we will soon be treated to in Kong vs. Godzilla, fiction need have no respect for the square-cube rule.

Well, Sedgwick, your ploy seems to have worked in any case! Jarvis looks good, you seem satisfied with yourself, and only the native chief seems a bit rattled as he confronts the giant guinea pig, which could easily enough make a snack of him….