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Or driven across the border in a car with a Biden sticker using a disguise and speaking with a NY accent.
“Mr. Border Patrol Agent, it’s just a coincidence I happen to have the same name as that crazy Texas guy and that my wife and kids have the same names as his.”
First the facial hair that did nothing for him – or anyone else. Then he tripped over his own ego. Then he thought that being seen handing out food someone else set up and stocked was gonna prove he was just a great guy after all. Sisyphus, move over. You ain’t alone on that slope.
GROG Premium Member about 4 years ago
Man, are you Cruziin’.
The Reader Premium Member about 4 years ago
I think he is on Cruz control.
admiree2 about 4 years ago
Or driven across the border in a car with a Biden sticker using a disguise and speaking with a NY accent.
“Mr. Border Patrol Agent, it’s just a coincidence I happen to have the same name as that crazy Texas guy and that my wife and kids have the same names as his.”
ncorgbl about 4 years ago
You two would vote for him anyway.
richsunaz3642 about 4 years ago
THE GREAT STATE OF RE.PUB. TEXAS
sandpiper about 4 years ago
First the facial hair that did nothing for him – or anyone else. Then he tripped over his own ego. Then he thought that being seen handing out food someone else set up and stocked was gonna prove he was just a great guy after all. Sisyphus, move over. You ain’t alone on that slope.
gopher gofer almost 4 years ago
exactly – what was he thinking…?
paullp Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Funny, he doesn’t look like Ted Cruz.
dnotkin Premium Member almost 4 years ago
[slow lame clap]
randolini Premium Member almost 4 years ago
At least he isn’t screwing over us Texans when he is in Mexico.