Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 16, 2021

Me, too…..

Why is Ralph burping?

No sarcasm Wally, you’re lookin’ at a frequent part of Ralph’s lifestyle.

Interesting cross-eyed look there, Ralph!

These explanations don’t help much. I still don’t really get it.

Walley didn’t burp, Ralph did.

Afterburner burp from Wally? Ralph’s face looks like that could be the case.

Ralph doesn’t quite have the puppy dogs down.

As is your humor

Me too….

My read is that Ralph was begging sarcastically, to show Wally what it’s like to eat under someone’s begging gaze. Wally ignored him, inhaled his food like usual, and burped as he eats so quickly. Cue last panel.

Now see, Bob would know. He is a rare and highly-gifted South American parrot who knows stuff that we mere human beings cannot begin to fathom. Could Bob communicate with Wally? But of course! An ASK BOB program is needed here more than ever — now that Ralph has clearly gone off the beam.

The joke is lost on me.

Is Ralph is THAT hungry?