Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 12, 2021

Roober promises koality service!

Took me two tries.

Better than Jymp, right?

No thanks, I’ll stick with Lion Lyft. It’s the better prideshare.

It’s okay if all you got is pocket change.

Could be a bumpy ride. At least you will not notice all the potholes in the road.

In these parts of the woods, we got UBEAR.

So. is the Koala the passenger or the flight crew?

Awwww!

No more Roober rides for Koalas, he just sh*t in my pouch.

I don’t really understand this one…….

Do I want to know where the bottled water and mints are?

Wallaby. There’s something new all the time.

I suppose if he were on an ostrich it would be Avis.

Koalaroo.

And you don’t have to be named “Joey” to be a passenger!

Oh man! That’s BAD!