Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 18, 2021

IO ERROR

Doctor, you implanted an Android pacemaker.

If his life is dependent on his Fitbit, he is screwed.

So if the fitbit battery runs down, his pacemaker stops???

One half expects this to be true.

The Tell Tale Heart. Wi-Fi connected to his Android. Android connected to his…Speaking of Android. Do you think Zuckerberg is a Droid? Something animatronic looking about that dude. Where were we? Oh yes, the internet of things connected to central planning.

Just hope the pacemaker can’t be hacked. Imagine: a virus in the pacemaker software.

Not even a joke anymore, as they use Bluetooth… https://www.healio.com/news/cardiology/20200511/pacemakers-with-bluetooth-capabilities-confer-improved-transmission-success-rates

Is that Gerry with the Pacemaker?

Gives a whole new meaning to “Our Hearts are Connected as One”

A New Pacemaker? Guessing the Fitbit didn’t really work!

His pacemaker says Black&Decker on the label. What could possibly go wrong?

Just what I want; one more thing tracking me.

I’m suddenly reminded of Michael Crichton’s ‘Terminal Man’

What the heck is she holding?

Minutes? Go have coffee, Doc.

Will it sync with the Bill Gates microchip that was vaccinated into him?

Lol