Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 18, 2021

It gives me goosebumps to think about it.

if she’s got pluck does that mean she’s not chicken…?

Fortunately, she keeps her feathers numbered for just such an emergency.

She laid an egg at her last job.

Wonder what the job is for. I’d be concerned if it’s for Popeyes or KFC

Showing some skin? I had a job applicant come to an interview braless in a see-through top. She didn’t get the job.

Mostly cluck

She hangs with a tough crowd of chicken pluckers.

SHE’S NEKKID!

Leigh missed an opportunity to call her Ms. Hensworth.

Shouldn’t her name be Hensworth?

She’s a pullet surprise winner!

Last verse from [shamelessly nixon-friendly] cbs’ 1960s often censored SmotherBrothers variety show, “My Old Man”,,,

/****My old man’s a Cotton Pickin’ Finger Lickin’ Chicken Plucker

What do you think about that?

(Tommy: You better not make a mistakeDick: Let’s hope not)

He wears a Cotton Pickin’ Finger Lickin’ Chicken Plucker’s collar

He wears a Cotton Pickin’ Finger Lickin’ Chicken Plucker’s hat

He wears a Cotton Pickin’ Finger Lickin’ Chicken Plucker’s raincoat

He wears a Cotton Pickin’ Finger Lickin’ Chicken Plucker’s shoes

And –

(Tommy: You’re lucky)

Her name certainly is not Hope.

MOTHER PLUCKER !

By the way, it’s not casual Friday yet.

She can pullet off.

You’re out of pluck