Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for March 22, 2021

What’s the use? Next week he’ll be sleepy again…

His problem is that he is out of coffee.

I’ve had my two cups, but please keep your problems to yourself for a while longer.

One cup and I’m awake enough to deal with being awake

I dont even start getting ready for work until after the second one

At least two big cups to start the day and another just before bedtime. Coffee helps me stay awake, but doesn’t keep me from falling asleep. I’ve never developed a taste for de-caf and hope I never have to.

How ’bout solving your caffeine dependency?

I don’t always want to be awake to solve your problems, I have my own to solve. And sometimes I try to solve them at night when I’m “awake”

I don’t talk UNTILL I’ve had my brew!

“I could have had a straight 5 but ended up with a V6.” Volvo’s seller remorse

Horace my boy… ever try a Bloddy Mary…?

Maybe Horace can help me find my coffee cup.

As famous troubadour JJ Cafe sang “If your thing is gone and you want to ride on, caffeine”

Horace, what is your specialty?

Ah, the power of coffee.