I once won a toaster at a comedy club during an event sponsored by Crown Royal, by writing a toast: “May your stomach be bigger than your eyes, and that billboard Crown Royal bottle be actual size”. In my city, there were several huge billboards of the bottle, with tiny font proclaiming “Not Actual Size”.
Imagine almost 4 years ago
Mine must be defective. It doesn’t do that. Never did.
Farside99 almost 4 years ago
I was wondering where Thing has been hiding out….
gopher gofer almost 4 years ago
but it costs an arm and a leg…
backyardcowboy almost 4 years ago
I’ll drink to that.
Doug K almost 4 years ago
Are you sure it’s new? Did the Addams Family have a yard sale?
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Get a toaster oven! More room for two!
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
A product of the Brindis Corporation …
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 4 years ago
Honey, what has crumb over you?
PO' DAWG almost 4 years ago
Just don’t try and shake hands with him.
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
And for the heavy drinkers – the larger 4 slot toasters.
KaraBooBunny almost 4 years ago
I once won a toaster at a comedy club during an event sponsored by Crown Royal, by writing a toast: “May your stomach be bigger than your eyes, and that billboard Crown Royal bottle be actual size”. In my city, there were several huge billboards of the bottle, with tiny font proclaiming “Not Actual Size”.
Lablubber almost 4 years ago
The liquor store is giving them away when you open a new tab.
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
Does it make drinks too?
Not Again almost 4 years ago
He should of got the “complimentary” one.
christelisbetty almost 4 years ago
Thank you Thing.