Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 30, 2021

Auntie promises not to repeat any goosip so be very carefull to listen the first time.

Too bad your best friend sucks at Math, Aunty.

That is so wrong, Aunty! A wise woman takes other people’s secrets to the grave!

Like the girls on Hee-Haw lol

Nor does anyone else to a megawatt mouth.

Of course Auntie’s bestie won’t say a word to anyone else!

“But you didn’t hear it from me!”

The best way to keep a secret is to not tell anyone as it is a rare person who can resist sharing a juicy tidbit to enhance their social stature.

It seems like “The Big Bang Theory” has had multiple incidents of half of the group mad at the other half for telling secrets… ☺

Don’t tell me anything that you don’t want my wife to know, I will not keep a secret from her

As a teen, I was known for being able to keep a secret, and was often trusted with them. What no one figured out was, I really didn’t care very much about their secrets

You ever give any thought to what that person is tellin’ about you?

She’s not anyone. She’s Someone.

Nobody ever asked me not to tell Someone.

i tell my best friend when she doesn’t know any of the parties involved.

The chance of a secret being blown is the cube of the number of people in on it.