Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for June 19, 2021

Works for me…

Oh it is for sure – but it will be your last work email

Just start adding YDA to your emails.

That’s no way to talk to your boss.

Especially those e-mails that begin "As stated in my previous e-mail . . . "

How about this as a start of the email: In response your recent BS….

HR…..we’ve got a problem.

I didn’t realize it wasn’t. Maybe that was my problem…

Aunty, you’re the poster child for why they don’t send donkeys to college.

Sooo, Assppropriate? Ѡ

It wouldn’t matter Aunty; All the dumb asses wouldn’t notice it!!!

Instant retirement.

It was, it is, and it will be.

Polite snark can be more fun, though.

Instead, mot of the time, you have to settle for something like the Southern expression:

“Why Bless Your Pea Picking Heart”.

Southern Ladies go to finishing school to learn to say that instead of “I’m going to cut your Heart out and Fry it for Dinner”.