Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 30, 2021

There must’ve been some magic in that corn cob pipe they found…

Who put the @#$& on the snowmanAnd embarrassed the family?Could have used a Ball batCucumber or a zucchiniBut instead you used a thimble,Somethin’ you could barely see!Who put the @#$& on the snowman,And made him look like me?

There’s no people like snow people like no people I know.

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.

North Pole cosmetics!

In re: Ralph’s observation I say “Again?!”

No next day delivery?!! Abominable!!!

Are there more choices? Frosty had a “Button” nose.

Could make this into a product to compete with (Mr.) Potato Head.

You can pick your seat, you can pick your friends but you just can’t pick your family and noses on line!

Why do you carrot all?

Loved Ralph’s comment.

Get ‘em while they’re cold …!

A copy of Amazon’s Marketing.

Don’t be like everyone else, get a zucchini instead. We need to get rid them some how.

But he won’t be sticking his car key in his ear!

good one!