Close to Home by John McPherson for March 27, 2021

Okay Jonah, you have three days. Get with it. Even Bleeb is waiting.

…but old Johah’d eaten garlic,

and he gave the whale a colic,

so he coughed him up and let him out of jail.

That’s some uvula!

“Okay, MacGyver… how are you gonna get us outa this one?! We have: one shoe, one oar, one board, and one life saver… make sump’n happen!”

“You’re right! I can do this! Wait… did you say “Light Saber”…?

At least they aren’t up the creek without a paddle…

Hang in there bleep

How long are whale intestines? This could take awhile.

Not her breath? Must be Bleeb’s…

Uh, you better hope it doesn’t swallow.

I wonder if whales ever eat vegetables?

All they have to do is run around until they get all pooped out.

I told you that brown beans for dinner was a bad idea.

Got bigger problems than a bad smell……

Whale-otosis – like seal breath but with a hint of ambergris.

Well something smells fishy.

But whales don’t breathe through their throats. They have a blowhole connected directly to their lungs.

Bleeb is going to use the whale’s uvula as a punching bag and make him puke. Get ready people, surf up!

By chance have you two seen a little talking wooden boy with a cricket?

One cartoon showed two uvulas in the same wide-open mouth hugging each other. I think uvulas are soooooo funny !!

Bleeb was hanging out in the wrong place at the wrong time to end up in there.

We’re in luck! Is that a giant “Live Saver” behind us? Maybe it is Wint-O-Green!