Eek! by Scott Nickel for April 15, 2021

Can he claim the bats in his belfry?

What about Terry? (Seldom seen, but BatTerry usually rides underneath the hood of the Batmobile)

Alfred ?

…as many as he could get away with…

For an angry loner, Batman sure is surrounded by a huge crowd of child sidekicks, former sidekicks, butlers, allies, friends and general hangers on.

The 25th Paratroop Batallion.

Whatever I have written…..

It’s the Joker in him.

It is the self employed business expenses, capital depreciation, and losses that are going to get him.

And a few more Robins, and Damian, and the entire DC universe . . .

What’s a “Bat-Mite”?

Of less concern than the number of dependents he’s claiming, is the fact that Robin is the only human on the list who actually lives with him.

Hey, Mr. IRS Guy, you do understand that this is The Batman you’re auditing, right? And he’s a close friend of Commissioner Gordon and wealthy philanthropist Bruce Wayne. He’s Gotham City’s savior. Do you get my drift?…

Battle Ax aka Mrs. Batman