The kiddies do it to try to get their comment as the Featured Comment. I “replied” to you like this so as not to contribute another post to him/her/it…
- So far today, God, I have lived my life as you would intend.
- I haven’t lost my temper.
- So far I have not even grabbed the Chief’s Mess Cook by the throat, like yesterday.
- I have said nothing insulting or humiliating to any of the junior officers.
- I haven’t bitched about the coffee, the ship’s schedule, the watch bill or Saturday’s Personnel Inspection.
- I have told no lies…
- I have not cheated at poker.
- I have put no ship’s tools in my personal toolbox.
- In short God, I believe that so far today I have committed no grievous sins.
- Thank you, God, for helping me to stay righteous so far. But Lord, it’s almost 0600 and in a little while I’m going to roll out of my bunk, and after that, I think I will need a lot more help.
arjun.shriv over 3 years ago
What are you up to now Garfield?
codycab over 3 years ago
Then sleep, which should kill…an entire day!
Wilde Bill over 3 years ago
The best way to keep out of trouble is to stay in bed.
BJ40 over 3 years ago
A few seconds later, Garfield gets himself into trouble.
clownbuckle over 3 years ago
poor jon’s gonna have such an ulcer, if he doesn’t already
FreyjaRN Premium Member over 3 years ago
If you can, be good.
If you can’t be good, have fun.
If you can’t have fun, sleep.
Johnny Appleseed over 3 years ago
he’s evil, troublemaker
BigDaveGlass over 3 years ago
10? Na! About 5…..
jagedlo over 3 years ago
He’s being optimistic if he thinks he can last 10 minutes!
preacherman Premium Member over 3 years ago
That long! I really can’t see even a two minute pause in trouble.
cubswin2016 over 3 years ago
What do you want to do today, Brain? The same thing we do every day, Pinky. Try to take over the world!
Clarence over 3 years ago
Instead of it being a hour
♞нυитєявσу_z♘ over 3 years ago
That’s a start!
Goat from PBS over 3 years ago
I’m surprised he can last that long.
ChessPirate over 3 years ago
@arjun.shriv
The kiddies do it to try to get their comment as the Featured Comment. I “replied” to you like this so as not to contribute another post to him/her/it…
blakerl over 3 years ago
Maybe 5 but more like 3 minutes at best.
Mario500 over 3 years ago
“THAT SHOULD KILL TEN MINUTES”
(imagines “TAKE ABOUT” appearing in place of “KILL” as part of this dialogue)
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
That long. You don’t say….
CaveCat87 over 3 years ago
Garfield? Stay out of trouble for 10 minutes? Yeah, I’m not buying that.
paranormal over 3 years ago
That long? I would have thought two minutes or less…
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Otherwise known as “nap time”
Ummmmmmmmmm over 3 years ago
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
At least you gave it a thought, I didn’t think that was possible.
Gamerkillss over 3 years ago
i have seen this in newspapers
j.l.farmer over 3 years ago
THAT LONG!
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 3 years ago
Dear Lord…
- So far today, God, I have lived my life as you would intend.
- I haven’t lost my temper.
- So far I have not even grabbed the Chief’s Mess Cook by the throat, like yesterday.
- I have said nothing insulting or humiliating to any of the junior officers.
- I haven’t bitched about the coffee, the ship’s schedule, the watch bill or Saturday’s Personnel Inspection.
- I have told no lies…
- I have not cheated at poker.
- I have put no ship’s tools in my personal toolbox.
- In short God, I believe that so far today I have committed no grievous sins.
- Thank you, God, for helping me to stay righteous so far. But Lord, it’s almost 0600 and in a little while I’m going to roll out of my bunk, and after that, I think I will need a lot more help.
WentBrown over 3 years ago
How about making it a life long goal Garfield? Oh wait you won’t.