Close to Home by John McPherson for April 25, 2021

If you don’t start shaken him back and forth. He’s going to pop uneven.

Maybe it’s aliens, Bleebs family, but I don’t see Bleeb anywhere in sight. Maybe he’s hiding out in Yogi’s picnic basket.

Try some Mexican jumping beans for dessert!

I’m more concerned with whatever is going on with his legs — maybe some sort of constriction at the knees.

What happened to bleeb!

Good thing it’s not Jiffy Pop, the guy would split wide open! Remember Jiffy Pop?

I guess Bleeb takes Sunday’s off.

Instant Abs!

POP POP POP goes the weasel ….

Oh gosh that’s me on my back deck…

Hey, poppity pop, where is the butter.?

So if he has kids, he’s a jiffy Pop.

A “dumb” idea?—Or an energy-efficient one? Maybe he can qualify for solar and green energy grants … and use the funds to pay his medical bills.

She’d be better off trying to butter him up.

Either that or he had the store brand of faux Rice Krispies; that one doesn’t include Snap and Crackle.

“ … it’s not the popcorn! It’s the gas station sushi we had on the way to the beach! I need to find the………………………..“

Ripley will be along in a minute.

Big Mama knows best…

Mr. McPherson has created another sterling piece of pop art.

Bleebless Sunday :(

Ripley is definitely not gonna believe this

It must have reached 350 degrees Fahrenheit inside his body!