Makes me wonder about how the mummies for the unwrapping parties were acquired. Doesn’t sound much like a legitimate enterprise on the surface of it, does it?
!!TREEHUGGER ALERT!! Damn hippies! Who gives a damn about the Earth?! This is so irresponsible; silly string is not biodegradable and can cause all sorts of issues with the ecosystem. Man-made constructs such as drains as well. Not that armed forces give a damn about the world, they only want to protect what are considered “assets.”
monkeysky over 3 years ago
I think that third fact might be using “common” a bit too lightly
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
do militaries still use silly string for its intended purpose?
flashdrive1988 over 3 years ago
I don’t think it is wise to use silly string on a trip wire to a live M18 Claymore.
eromlig over 3 years ago
It’s brilliant, really. Silly String isn’t massive enough to bend the tripwire, but visible enough to be seen on it.
therese_callahan2002 over 3 years ago
Mother elephants are very protective of their calves, so this elephant’s maternal instincts kicked in.
19JRL44 over 3 years ago
The trip wires being inside unexploded bombs or booby traps. That’s not silly.
19JRL44 over 3 years ago
Mummy brown the artist’s colour was once made with real mummies.
Susan00100 over 3 years ago
And after rescuing the baby, the elephant formally resigned from the Republican Party.
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member over 3 years ago
Did everyone in the 19th century just have a few mummies lying around?
Gent over 3 years ago
Elephants are good and kind creatures.
tremaine53 over 3 years ago
Makes me wonder about how the mummies for the unwrapping parties were acquired. Doesn’t sound much like a legitimate enterprise on the surface of it, does it?
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 3 years ago
Yeah, I did that, too. Just got out.
Take care, may obscure pachyderm bather Ear Elephanturd be with you, and gesundheit.
R.R.Bedford over 3 years ago
mummy unwrapping party=baby gender reveal today right? You are still unwrapping mummy to find out what’s inside!
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 3 years ago
And how come there were no DADDY unwrapping parties?!?
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
And then the military started losing more soldiers when they felt whimsical and started shooting the silly string at each other, instead.
ncorgbl over 3 years ago
So, there is a military grade of Silly String? Is it O.D. green?
After retrieving the baby the elephant held it hostage until the family voted, suppression haven risen to new heights in India.
As societies matured by the 20th century parties actually became fun events.
Buckeye67 over 3 years ago
Elephants are very caring mothers, just don’t get them pissed off.
DEACON FRED over 3 years ago
MUMMY UNWRAPPINGS?? EEWW!!
comicalUser over 3 years ago
!!TREEHUGGER ALERT!! Damn hippies! Who gives a damn about the Earth?! This is so irresponsible; silly string is not biodegradable and can cause all sorts of issues with the ecosystem. Man-made constructs such as drains as well. Not that armed forces give a damn about the world, they only want to protect what are considered “assets.”
pbr50138 over 3 years ago
Elephants…not only just a good memory but a rescue animal too.