Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for April 05, 2021

Now, that’s silly!! If I want a second opinion, I’ll ask my bartender instead!!

;-)

Don’t do it. You’ll end up needing a blood change too.

It takes over the complete service for only $ 9.99 per quarter

My tonsils were already removed 49 years ago.

It could have been worse. He could have called in an undertaker to offer a second opinion.

I would want an opinion that takes more than a second.

don’t ask the mechanic – your bill will instantly triple so he can make his boat payments…

For that of course, you’ll have to be hoisted so he can check your underside….

“Your muffler bearing froze up”…

“No thanks, I already refilled my blinker fluid.”

I hope he got that extended warranty coverage for his body.

“How about a CAT scan?”

MREOW

You want a second opinion? OK. You’re ugly, too.

“It’s gonna cost you. And, the parts won’t be in for a week.”

And for another opinion, ask the plumber. Them pipes are lookin’ bad.

As long as the mechanic doesn’t recommend a new drivetrain, we Kool then !