Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for April 10, 2021

Okay, no problem. That was only our stock certificate for 1,000 shares of Berkshire Hathaway.

Was it our marriage license? Ok, no problem.

Next time just say, “Yes.” (… that you want to keep it.)

You can more easily change or “reverse” that choice.

Don’t do that to her, though. Ask me how I know.

How rude an inconsiderate. Never ever throw away someone’s personal property without their authorization! I have had this done to me. It is no joke.

Did the fool shred a good copy of the USA Constitution?

So much for your tax return…

When I release this mortal coil, do not let Mrs. Baker near my comic book collection. She already has the industrial strength shredder set up and plugged in. And I’m only 45!

That “meaningless” string of numbers was for our bit coins…

Wait! Was that my Banksy?

It’s okay, just a couple of those large do not remove mattress tags.